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My house was clean yesterday. Sorry, you missed it.

My house was clean yesterday. Sorry, you missed it.

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"Welcome to the ever-evolving museum of the 'clean house'! 🏠✨ Here today, gone tomorrow – don't blink or you might miss it! 🙈🚫 #CleaningDilemmas"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged clean, domestic, house, humor, joke, missed, sarcasm, sorry, yesterday on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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