Sneaking up behind people and marrying them. Commentary:"Ah, the classic surprise wedding approach! 😂💍 Remember, nothing says 'I do' like catching someone off guard. Just be sure to watch out for any unexpected plot twists 👀🤵♂️👰" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Y’all need to stop marrying people who look just like you do but with a wig on. When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault. There are two types of people: those who are clueless about their kids’ schedules and the other who plan it down to the minute. And they end up marrying each other. Imagine marrying an old man for money and you die first. Before marrying someone, listen long and hard to the sounds of their chewing, because that’s the soundtrack to the rest of your life.