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  • Eternal Sunshine of the Thotless Grind.
  • Nicknamed my iPhone Lois Lane because it doesn’t recognize me without my glasses on either.
  • Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now.
  • Having Twitter is just like reading the newspaper, except the newspaper is on fire and all the writers hate you.
  • Fuzzy socks on and ready for anything.
  • The 5 seconds in the morning, when I don’t yet know who I am, is the best time of the day.