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  • The way turkeys feel about November is probably how treadmills feel about January.
  • Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.
  • Too many types of pasta. I can say my fav is Fliccaroni and not one of you can be sure if it’s real. Look at you googling it.
  • Dua Lipa is a fantastic singer AND Mario’s advice to Luigi when he wants to get on a slightly higher platform.
  • In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.
  • Strangers vomiting their beliefs all over you every day is not good for the soul.