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  • Before social media, you could just completely forget that somebody existed. Good times.
  • One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won’t judge you.
  • The first Humans saw the sun go up and then back down, and so they decided to call it a day.
  • I think being a hopeless romantic is giving me brain damage.
  • There’s no need to put a little umbrella in my drink. It’s already wet.
  • If you want to make your mother proud, make her my mother-in-law.