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If you don’t know how many x-rays it takes before a person develops super powers, should you really be in a medical profession?

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If I had 50¢ for every math test I’ve failed, I’d have $7.20.

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I just got lied to by 3K+ people. That recipe was awful.

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Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire”?

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Be nice to your children’s teachers. Especially elementary ones, cause kids have loose lips and that teacher has all the dirt on you.

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The real body count is how many people are in therapy because of you.

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The idiot’s diet is just biting your tongue.

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There’s something meditative about cleaning. It’s the perfect time to reflect and plan revenge on every single person who has ever wronged you.

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Actually, it’s illegal to be upset if you make a date on Halloween and they ghost you.