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  • At the beginning of a relationship, people call their partner’s odd behavior “cute little quirks”. Some years later, the police call it “motive”.
  • Of all her outfits, my shirt and no underwear will always be my favorite.
  • A little sign under the doorbell that says, “think twice, adventurer.”
  • I wonder if babies know that we are more terrified of them than they are of us.
  • I bet whenever a pilot drives a car there’s a brief moment of panic like “why isn’t it going up?”
  • Good morning. I’m ready for attention now.