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I finally have glasses, which is great because I needed one more thing to frantically search for every morning.

I finally have glasses, which is great because I needed one more thing to frantically search for every morning.

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"Adding glasses to your daily morning routine – because having just your keys, phone, and sanity to find wasn't challenging enough 🤓🔍 #MorningSearchMission"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged every, frantic, glasses, great, i, morning, need, search, thing on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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