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No, baby, I’m not dumping you. I’m just rebranding myself a…

No, baby, I’m not dumping you. I’m just rebranding myself a…

Commentary:
Just a strategic rebranding, darling! 💁‍♂️ From significant other to expert ex, I'm elevating my status in your life. 😜 Who knew breakups could be so fashionable? 💔 #ChicExGoals

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged baby, breakup, ex, humor, just, love, myself, rebranding, relationship on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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