Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars.

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My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up.

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Socks try to be monogamous but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

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It really is Monday every 15 minutes.

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It’s cute when kids say what they want to be when they grow up. You’re gonna write emails on the computer, buddy.

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He probably could have just called himself “Andre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.

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I always thought that aunts had a lot of money. Until I became one myself.

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My nephew asks so many questions that Alexa just told him it’s okay to bathe with the toaster.

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So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?

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The lion doesn’t concern itself with the contents of your prior email.

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It’s been my experience that people seem a lot nicer before we get married.