Trendy Funny Quotes

  • One of the great things about being a dad is how easy it is to launder my own desire for ice cream through my children.
  • Gonna get my eye looked at today. Usually it’s the other way around.
  • Sometimes you send an email that requires a response, and the other person writes back right away, and it’s like NO NOT YET.
  • Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I’m like… I went shopping.
  • Schedule your appointment early in the month before your dentist starts fretting about their next boat payment.
  • Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.