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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re searching “Thanksgiving recipes that won’t cause heartburn.”

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You’re all using your crystals wrong. Put them in a sock and start swinging.

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Someday I’ll learn how to emotion like a proper human.

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You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

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I wish rolling your eyes burned calories.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

I’m always looking for new and exciting ways to give up.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life?

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Unfortunately, free coffee in the office will never hit like a $9 iced latte will.

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Hate when anxiety gives me stomach problems. Like, baby, you are supposed to be a mental disorder, please stay in your line.

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Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered.

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January feels like a schizophrenic episode.

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Drinking a couple of beers and then getting onto Red Dead Redemption, and just petting my horse and feeding it apples.

Reported on Twitch:

Guns N’ Roses: “Welcome to the jungle!” The jungle: “No more humans, please!”

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Exercise won’t cure your depression, but it can make you hotter than your enemies.

Trending via YouTube:

Tourists love to think that they are not like other tourists.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you.

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Shouldn’t autocorrect be called autoassume?

Going viral on Pinterest:

My neighbor said he heard me having sex today but it was just me standing in front of my air conditioner.

Spotted on Slack:

I’ve been commissioned to kiss you on the lips. I need to get this done by tonight.

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I wrote a book. It’s a murder mystery. You’re in it but only for the first couple of chapters.

A dating app for people who are way too into cookies, called Crumble.

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A dating app for people who are way too into cookies, called Crumble.

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Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

On the upside, my kids are helping with the dishes. On the downside, my kids are helping with the dishes.

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Family guy is so insane, because why were people dating that dog?

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For the amount of meat you get out of clam, I feel like we could just leave them alone.

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A month in Italy has halved my will to work and doubled my desire for money.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

This generation of men makes celibacy so easy for women.

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Another fine day ruined by waking up.

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“I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?

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Whoever told you there’s no such thing as a stupid question lied.

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The best way to reach me is with intelligence and humor.

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Old age is like a glorious, extended long weekend, but you always know Monday’s coming.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on WeChat:

Well, at least my cat is supportive of me doing less and laying around more.

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Typos is the Greek god of spelling errors.

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Watching Unsolved Mysteries and getting mad when they don’t solve the mystery at the end.

Just landed via TikTok:

Using a remote to type on a keyboard on the TV is truly one of the worst human experiences that we endure.

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Girls will be like, “This is my comfort song,” and it’s the howling of a wolf inside a dark forest.

Making waves on Instagram:

I’m a bit of a traditionalist, so on my birthday, I smear my body with embryonic fluid.

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I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.

Just landed via TikTok:

Me, as a therapist: “OMG, me too!”

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the holiday traffic I said I’d avoid even though I did nothing to avoid it.

Making waves on Reddit:

If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions.

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