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You have to be careful about sending your spouse things on social media. You send too many things, next thing you know chores are being redistributed because of “all the free time you clearly have”.

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A moment of silence for everything I have to do but am not doing.

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My girlfriend confided in me she loves when I blow air on her when she’s hot, but honestly, I’m not a fan.

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The Playstation is broken and the child has noticed that I live here too.

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Bacon should be free for anyone having a bad day.

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Imagine applying for a job, then not picking up calls from random numbers.

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They should release the Epstein list right before the Oscars.

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Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming.

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Whitening my teeth by getting a tan.

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I relate to a rooster because I also want start off my day by screaming.