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A perfect metaphor for my life would be “Someone trying to stand up in a hammock.”

A perfect metaphor for my life would be “Someone trying to stand up in a hammock.”

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Trying to adult like: ๐ŸŽช๐Ÿ˜… Who knew balancing on a hammock was also a life skill!

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