A perfect metaphor for my life would be “Someone trying to stand up in a hammock.” Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Trying to adult like: πͺπ Who knew balancing on a hammock was also a life skill! Related Funny Quotes π€ The downside to getting in a hammock is having to get out of the hammock. An escape room, but itβs a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and youβre over 40. Good luck! I donβt want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand. Whatever doesn’t kill you is probably still trying. This year has been the perfect blend of me losing my mind and having the time of my life.