Trendy Funny Quotes

  • If you think I’m annoying, give it some time. You’ll know for sure pretty soon.
  • Seems like it would be really tough being a girl named Molly at a rave.
  • If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind.
  • Every house is a dream house when you can’t afford one.
  • Beer is like the color black: it goes with everything.
  • I just sneezed into my elbow and now I’m waiting for a preschool teacher to praise me.