A wise man once said: “Yes, darling. You’re right.”

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I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”

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Somewhere there’s a girl ignoring 15 guys for a guy who gives her no attention.

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Exercise won’t cure your depression, but it can make you hotter than your enemies.

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You cannot go outside for a year or two. Come back, and the same people still be outside in the same places.

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There is absolutely no excuse for laziness. But if you find one, let me know.

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Relationship status: the black mold in my shower thinks I’m cute.

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I know this ain’t smart, but that never stopped me before.

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“You look nervous” Thanks, I’ve been practicing my whole life.

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Never quit, unless it’s too hard.

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Can someone call my keys? I forgot where I put them.