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I really thought adulthood would be 50% freedom and 50% fun. Turns out it’s 100% bills.

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Staying up all night so I don’t miss any good posts.

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You can’t have everything… where would you put it?”

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Sex is cool, but have you ever made peace with the horror of being alive.

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Not to brag, but I just walked upstairs and remembered why.

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When things get hot, they expand, so I’m just getting warmer, not gaining weight.

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Marry someone the same size as you to avoid decades of annoyance adjusting the seats and mirrors in the car.

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The ways printers are like kids: Need feeding, are noisy and can’t function when offline.

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Good morning to everyone except the baristas who don’t tighten the lid.

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Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing what day it was.