Trendy Funny Quotes

  • If you tell me to watch until the end, the end better be in five seconds.
  • If my coworker doesn’t stop asking questions on this Zoom meeting, I will drive across town and slap his face on the call.
  • Not to brag, but I’ve seen Barbie naked.
  • If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!”
  • “Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.
  • The most annoying child in our house is that of my mother-in-law.