After ten true crime podcasts you start to think you could probably solve a murder. After a hundred you start to think you could probably get away with one.

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God: “You’re all a bunch of bastards and I should never have created you.”

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Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.

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Is everything expensive or am I just poor?

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Learning to be Alpha from YouTube.

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I don’t have a yoga mat, but I have a Twister mat, and it’s the same thing.