All dogs go to heaven, but I never see them in church. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Well, maybe they're just not into the paw-fect attendance policy 🐾🐕 Who can blame them though? With all that unconditional love and tail-wagging joy, they've probably already secured a spot in doggy heaven anyway!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops. You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a car. It’s Sunday. I’ve slept in and ignored church. Somewhere the devil is sitting and clicking on “Like”. We should thank heaven for nipples. Without them boobs would be pointless.