All dogs go to heaven, but I never see them in church.

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When fireworks were invented, it was ‘hisssss’ to ‘wheeeee’ in the making.

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Reading for pleasure implies the existence of reading for pain. They’re calling it a PhD.

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Do men know they don’t have to keep their clothing until it disintegrates?

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Well, well, well, if it isn’t that thing I’ve been ignoring until it became a giant problem.

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Driving is great because it combines my love of sitting with my love of being mad.

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Do you remember when you looked through binoculars upside down and everyone was really far away? That was nice.

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No one my age is single because they’re all unhappily married.

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Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.

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I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats.

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I made all my money in the 80s selling Rubik’s Hammers. They were for those cubes that thought they were smarter than you.