Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Why does the dentist have to take an x-ray of my teeth? They right there, bro!
  • If I could be in two places at once, I’d be in bed twice.
  • Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long.
  • Lego better be trying to cure child cancer with how much their shit cost.
  • I’m so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-toe on top of it.
  • Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.