All dogs go to heaven, but I never see them in church. Posted onOct 17, 2023Oct 17, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppAll dogs go to heaven, but I never see them in church. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a car. It’s Sunday. I’ve slept in and ignored church. Somewhere the devil is sitting and clicking on “Like”. We should thank heaven for nipples. Without them boobs would be pointless. Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. The only reason I’d want to go to heaven is to complain to the manager.