All the leaves are brown. And this guy is Greg. Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:🍂 "All the leaves are brown. And this guy is Greg. Well, Greg must be really standing out in that autumn landscape! 🤣 Maybe he should consider a wardrobe update to blend in better with Mother Nature's color palette!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time. You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar. It’s only 9am and I’ve already ruined my son’s entire life by giving him the banana with the brown spot on it. White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, woman, straight, gay, transgender, Jew, Christian, Muslim, young and old — you will all taste the same to the zombies. My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!