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Cheating on a partner should affect your credit score.

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I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.

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The only thing stopping cheesecake from being a breakfast food is you.

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I donโ€™t have any patience because it takes too long.

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Sorry about all the mean stuff I said when I was right.

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Imagine falling in love and then finding out that they put antlers on their car for the holidays.

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Halloween is cool, but nothing is spookier than my previous choices in men.

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Life is strange. We come into the world with nothing, then we struggle for everything, and finally, we leave with nothing.

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My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

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You know youโ€™ve mastered marriage when you shout to your husband, โ€œTake the thing off the thing,โ€ and he immediately knows what to do.

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Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing what day it was.

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If youโ€™re not happy single you wonโ€™t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships.

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For the amount of meat you get out of clam, I feel like we could just leave them alone.

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My 3 weeks without sweets were over after 12 hours. Proof that time runs faster with increasing age.

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Ending my thesis paper with โ€œbut who cares what I think?โ€

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What are some beginner pieces of information for somebody just getting into knowledge?

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I donโ€™t understand construction. Like, how do they know what to do next?

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Not only is it not Friday, it’s not even Thursday.

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My spirit animal is chasing his own tail.

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Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like.

All the leaves are brown. And this guy is Greg.

All the leaves are brown. And this guy is Greg.
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My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.

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I made the mistake of clicking on an Instagram ad for a flannel shirt, and now the algorithm thinks Iโ€™m a lumberjack.

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Wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety.

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Comments other people make during a movie are annoying. Comments I make during a movie enhance the experience.

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“Are you getting your period?” God forbid I’m just evil.

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I am an influencer. If you arenโ€™t influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better.

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My toxic trait is that I give my friends mental health advice when I belong in an asylum.

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How you conduct yourself when using plastic wrap is the real you.

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Hey, are you an aurora borealis or why am I waiting in vain for you to appear?

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My kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers.

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Still writing the old year on all my ransom notes.

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Anyone else get excited about going to bed because you know thereโ€™ll be coffee in the morning, or is that just me?

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Wolves are just dogs that nobody has called a “good boy” yet.

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They should name a personality disorder after me.

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My favorite dance move is trying to get out of my own way.

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The difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body is that I donโ€™t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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If you’re soft, don’t come to my house, cause my kids will roast you.

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I can do a lot of things, but listening to someone chew is not one of them.

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My so-called โ€œfriendsโ€ have asked that I stop referring to them that way.

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Whoever has designed parking garages is either an architectural genius or an evil sadist.

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