All the leaves are brown. And this guy is Greg. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppAll the leaves are brown. And this guy is Greg. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time. You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar. It’s only 9am and I’ve already ruined my son’s entire life by giving him the banana with the brown spot on it. I hate when I accidentally blow all of my leaves into my neighbor’s yard. One day there will be condoms with Bluetooth that tell you whether you’re good in bed, how many calories you’ve burned and when the next train leaves.