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I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face.

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Why are poets thinking that they are the ones tortured and not those who read their poetry?

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It’s Friday. Rules don’t apply.

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In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.

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Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

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“I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.

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Girls be like “forget it, I’m fine” then set your house on fire.

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But if i put my laundry away, the laundry chair will be out of a job.

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Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.

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Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook.