Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Watch out for those alligators…they've got a long memory and an even longer lifespan! 🐊💯 Better be on your best behavior or they just might outlast you and see you later! 😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. If I worked for UPS, there would be a 100% chance I’m falling out that open door when I turn a corner too fast. You got a better chance getting chased by a dog than by me. The Masters would be a lot more interesting if there were starving alligators roaming throughout the golf course. My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.