Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppAlligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. The Masters would be a lot more interesting if there were starving alligators roaming throughout the golf course. Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating. Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal. SEO experts be like: I was eating a banana when my traffic increased, so bananas are definitely a ranking factor.