Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is a… Commentary:"Watch out for those alligators…they've got a long memory and an even longer lifespan! 🐊💯 Better be on your best behavior or they just might outlast you and see you later! 😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. The Masters would be a lot more interesting if there were starving alligators roaming throughout the golf course. My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits. Many years ago, I stood up to 100-200 million others only to sit in meetings now. Whoever named frogs got it 100% right. Those things are frogs.
