Trendy Funny Quotes

  • They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.
  • Yes, I sometimes put my cell phone down. Especially when it rings.
  • Welcome to adulthood: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.
  • Sometimes I say something so embarrassing I even impress myself.
  • I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash.
  • Getting older means talking to less people and complaining about more people.