Always tell people different stories about yourself, so when they talk about you, they’ll argue. Funny Quotes June 4, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppAlways tell people different stories about yourself, so when they talk about you, they’ll argue. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I be skipping everyone’s stories but watch mine like 20 times. Sometimes I think I should talk to my colleagues more often. Until I talk to my colleagues. I enjoy the freedom of speech, because if you let crazy people talk, they’ll totally tell you they’re crazy. People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their comfort zone, but no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable. People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me.