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My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

2 months ago

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Today is the Mondayest Thursday that has ever been mistaken for a Friday in the history of Wednesdays.

2 months ago

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Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past 2 years.

2 months ago

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My diet was going really well until I woke up.

2 months ago

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Today, I started a 28-day no-swearing challenge, which I will restart tomorrow.

5 months ago

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To avoid burnout at work, use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.

2 months ago

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80 shares on YouTube this month:

Gender is a just a scam made by big bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

35 shares on YouTube this month:

Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

100 shares on Threads this month:

Applying for jobs sometimes is wild, like how am I supposed to be passionate about a company I don’t even work for yet?

81 shares on Snapchat this month:

Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.

69 shares on Twitch this month:

I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

82 shares on Telegram this month:

They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.

98 shares on YouTube this month:

Just because I’m up sharing posts at 7 a.m. doesn’t mean I’m up. Don’t call my phone.

61 shares on Discord this month:

Am I the only one who prays about everything? Like, ‘God, please help me find where I dropped my AirPods.’

67 shares on Instagram this month:

If the Beatles were just 4 lads from Liverpool, imagine what 400 lads from Liverpool would sound like. But y’all aren’t ready for that conversation.

84 shares on YouTube this month:

You don’t see people giving bunny ears in photos anymore.

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“I’m not ordering fries, I’ll just eat some of yours!” -Former friends of mine

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I live in constant fear of being asked to repeat what you just said after I say I’m listening.

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Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

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Don’t forget to overestimate your importance today.

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The difference between a songbird and a hummingbird is that one of them knows the lyrics.

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Call me a glitch, cause I’m definitely messing with your system.

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Sorry, I just saw your text from last night. Are you guys still at the restaurant?

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A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early, if you ask me.

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Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.

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Flirting when bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

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Imagining how cathartic it must feel to send forth thousands and thousands of bats from your Transylvanian manor.

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Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.

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Just got my steps in by avoiding someone I know.

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I love how you get on Twitter, and all your thoughts are already in someone else’s tweet.

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Called in telepathically this morning, so they know I’m thinking of them.

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Whoever said “out of sight out of mind” never lost a spider in the bedroom.

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Men invented pool tables so they could watch each other bend over.

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It was the kind of movie that kept you on the edge of your seat, waiting for something interesting to happen.

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Call me a glitch, cause I’m definitely messing with your system.

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Someone asked, “Can I bum a scroll?” because they deleted Instagram off their phone.

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My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

Today is the Mondayest Thursday that has ever been mistaken for a Friday in the history of Wednesdays.

Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past 2 years.

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