Always tell people different stories about yourself, so whe… Commentary:"Spread your life tales like sprinkles on a cupcake 🧁. That way, when others gossip about you, they'll be debating which flavor is the juiciest! 🎤💬 #LifeOfMystery" Related Funny Posts 🤝 You should tell different people completely different things about yourself so that they then get into arguments when gossiping about you. Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with “And I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her. My DMs are always open if you want to talk to yourself. A haunted house, but it’s just a room full of people asking you to tell them a fun fact about yourself. People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that’s what I tell myself.
