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"Ah, the unwanted guest we call Monday has arrived once again, uninvited and unwelcome 🙄 May your coffee be strong and your day be short! ☕️😅 #MondayBlues"

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Can someone please fix the algorithm of my life?

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To cut the long story short, I have spent all my money.

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Sometimes I need a break from myself but it’s like, ugh, everywhere I go there I am.

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

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Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting.

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When I bark at a dog, I always worry that I might have inadvertently said something wrong.

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55 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Some days you have breakfast for dinner and live life on your own terms.

14 shares on Discord this month:

Not to be a nerd, but a well-placed semicolon is hot as hell.

78 shares on WeChat this month:

My mom and all her opinions are visiting this weekend.

15 shares on Slack this month:

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched the argument I baited you with.

32 shares on Discord this month:

Growing up, there was a Cody in every elementary school class, but as an adult, I haven’t met a Cody in years. Where did they go?

64 shares on Telegram this month:

Body by sandwich.

52 shares on Messenger this month:

Two reasons you never date at work: 1. HR frowns upon it. 2. Your partner gets super pissed.

40 shares on Messenger this month:

What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

84 shares on TikTok this month:

Being able to notice that a celebrity unfollowed another celebrity is some seriously jobless behaviour.

26 shares on Twitch this month:

Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

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Why is nobody questioning the quietness of the cosmos?

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This place was really tidy yesterday. It’s a shame you missed it.

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My son was praying for “everybody in the world.” If you suddenly start experiencing good fortune, you’re welcome.

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Work is the worst video game ever.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

When I get married, I want my wedding video to be filmed like it’s an episode of The Office. I want camera zooms, eye contact, side commentary— all of it.

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Not only is Santa not real, there are also no horny singles in your area wanting to meet you.

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The fact it costs $15 to get a basic meal at a fast-food restaurant now is comical.

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The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low.

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I wish that reading books in the park were my job, and I got paid six figures for it.

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I wrote a book. It’s a murder mystery. You’re in it but only for the first couple of chapters.

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Trending via YouTube:

Maybe your dog is barking at my luggage because he doesn’t enjoy his job, officer.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

“Stop recording everything and just enjoy the moment” is asking me for videos from last night.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Going to the bathroom at night with my flashlight on and a dog next to me feels like I’m gonna solve a mystery.

Going viral on Twitch:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I would love to see AI be unemployed.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Sorry, I can’t tonight. I’m busy taking things personally.

Shared recently on Discord:

I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.

Live now on WhatsApp:

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

Spotted on Reddit:

The best part of my kid graduating was unsubscribing from the school’s text messages.

Just shared via YouTube:

I’m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere.

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This year I’d like an advent calendar with 24 different tranquilizers.

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