Another Monday that no one asked for.

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At my age, I’m worried about tripping and falling, so I wear a helmet. I’m also worried about looking ridiculous, so I carry a skateboard.

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I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder.

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Babies first steal your glasses and then bite your nose. I don’t know where they get their reputation.

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Can you delete that photo of me? It looks exactly the way I look in real life.

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I have determined there is no quiet way to get a pan out of a cabinet in the morning.

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Bag of salad is the boxed wine of vegetables.

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My husband loves when we fight, and I turn it into a limited series called And Another Thing.