Trendy Funny Quotes

  • The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
  • I was actually doing so well until your email found me.
  • I always tell my kids that it’s okay to make mistakes just as long as you learn how to blame them on other people.
  • My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.
  • I don’t always leave the house, but when I do, I shouldn’t.
  • Yes, I know there is a really special place in hell for me. It’s called a throne.