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Whatever you ask the Universe for under this post, you will get next week.

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Website: We use cookies to improve performance. Me: Same.

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I’m done wasting money this summer, unless you guys want to do something this weekend.

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Voice messages. Just call, goddamnit!

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Washing your face is actually multitasking because you are also washing your hands and forearms and shirt and countertop and feet and floor and hair.

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When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

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I’m officially at the age where going out on the weekend just means I’m running errands.

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Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away?

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Do animals have celebrities? Like, do birds all recognize that one bird who sings really well?

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Tuesday is no better than Monday.

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Everyone focused on the lip filler, but it’s really the chin filler that is the real villain.

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It-is-what-it-is-ing my way through the collapse of civilization.

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I’m not fat. I just eat in advance.

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Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.

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Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing.

27 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Not sure how to flirt, but I can make things awkward if you’re into that.

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My hobbies include adding things to my cart, and never buying them.

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Headache pro-tip: Bang your toe into something.

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(Making small talk with a couple) So have you guys ever cheated on each other?

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You’re my least favourite notification.

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Needing to stretch is so funny. Your body is like “Ughhh, make me longer!”

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Stop asking a clown why he keeps acting like a clown, ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

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Ping me if your boobs glow in the dark.

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I had a dream about you. You were stupid there, too.

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If kids these days had a perfume, it would be called Audacity.

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I’m not saving daylight. I’m the one that needs saving.

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“Angry on the internet” is such an unfortunate personality.

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I’ve been saving these cleavage crumbs just for you babe.

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Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty and smelly and they both have an affinity exploring the trash bin.

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If David Bowie taught us anything, it’s that being a little weird is better than being forgettable.

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad.

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What base is it when you’re flirting with a woman, and she asks, “Are you all right”?

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Sorry I can’t carpool to work. That’s the time I use to angry scream.

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I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.

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“Are you free tomorrow?” No, tomorrow I’m still expensive.

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People thinking you’re dumb is one of the best advantages you can have.

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Any room can be a bathroom if you hate the person who’s house you’re in.

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Whatever you ask the Universe for under this post, you will get next week.

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I’m done wasting money this summer, unless you guys want to do something this weekend.

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