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I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

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If I turned into a “teen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships.

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I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features.

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I quit boxing the moment I realized my opponent was allowed to punch me in the face, too.

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Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.

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Sometimes life is like a cowshed. You step from one turd into the next.

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I ghost family members too, so believe me, bro — it’s not personal.

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My phone storage is full so I guess it’s time to delete the 27 second video I took of a spiderweb four years ago.

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Sending messages is easy. Living with them forever is the hard part.

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Is this art or trash?