Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppAnytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day! Nobody’s more stubborn than an Android person that won’t switch to iPhone. Today’s toddlers can switch on laptops and use apps. When I was little, I ate sand. First date idea: unlock and switch phones with the other person for exactly two minutes and if no one is horrified then the date continues. Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”
