Apparently, telling your friends not to stress about their wedding because “it’s your first marriage” is not the right thing to say. Posted on6 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: Apparently, telling your friends not to stress about their wedding because “it’s your first marriage” is not the right thing to say. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My stress stresses me out to the point where I’m too stressed to deal with my stress. So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn’t for throwing at people who stress you out? The marriage rate has been trending downward. Choreographed wedding dances may be the reason. You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends. I was disappointed to learn today that my request for a sabbatical was rejected. Apparently that’s “not how marriage works.”