Apparently, telling your friends not to stress about their wedding because “it’s your first marriage” is not the right thing to say.

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Sorry, I didn’t text back. I don’t like talking to people anymore.

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Candy cigarettes really used to be a thing and we really bought them and walked around like we were smokers at the tender age of 6.

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Men used to go to war, now they drinking matcha.

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I’m tired of pretending talking about the weather isn’t fun.

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The words I can’t wait to hear someday, “I’m sorry, Mom, you were right about everything.”

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I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.

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Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler.

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I like to push myself out of my comfort zone by sometimes sitting on the other end of my sofa.

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Everyone wants a goth girlfriend until she starts doing goth things.

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I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.