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The dumbest people have the loudest opinions on politics.

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Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it.

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Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.

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This meeting should’ve been a fist fight.

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At what point in not being able to sleep do I throw the towel in and have a beer, since maybe that will help?

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If pigeons and chickens made a tribe, would they be called the coo clucks clan?

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My summer body is just my winter body with better lighting.

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80% of arguments start because someone hasn’t eaten yet.

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I think it’s extremely important, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

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Person: gives compliment. Me: let me give you a brief synopsis of why you are sorely mistaken.

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Life always has it’s ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy.

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You can generate images with your mind whenever you want. You don’t even need AI.

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Anyone else brush their teeth in the shower so they can get a little sloppy with it, or is that just me?

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The actors you see in movies are probably home by now.

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I hope this email finds you at relative peace with the paradox of existence.

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Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.

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Does the HDMI cord have the most dominant run of any cord ever?

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Forget tequila, I’m at the age where you can wake up with a hangover from Netflix.

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Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?

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Breaking news: you’re way less interesting than you think you are.

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My parents often told me I would lose my own head if it wasn’t screwed on and now that I’m an adult, I want to know what tools I need to have it screwed off.

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I assume fish have beautiful names for eachother, unpronounceable by human tongues.

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You can have glossy lips or you can have a cat. You can’t have both.

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I hate when the lotion bottle pump squirts the hardened remains of its mucus plug into the palm of your hand.

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A general rule of parenting: if you’re having a great day, the day isn’t old enough yet.

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If you can stand me, you deserve me!

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If Liverpool play Real Madrid right now, both teams will lose the game.

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ASAP can also mean as slow as possible.

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When fireworks were invented, it was ‘hisssss’ to ‘wheeeee’ in the making.

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Never quit, unless it’s too hard.

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If you have a Roomba, but don’t dress it up in little outfits, then what are you even doing?

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Accidentally said I was on a diet instead of in a calorie deficit, and now everyone knows I’m from the 1900s.

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Twitter is a prime example why most of us shouldn’t be left unsupervised.

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Every time I see an odd screw on the floor somewhere, I think one of my loose ones has finally come out.

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It is not without reason that all telescopes searching for intelligent life are pointed away from Earth.

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When people are telling me a story about their life it often reminds me of a much better story from my life.

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The dumbest people have the loudest opinions on politics.

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Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.

This meeting should’ve been a fist fight.

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