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Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

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Arkansas is just Kansas for pirates.

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Hey man, your fly is down. Let me get that for you.

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I hate when I lose things at work, like my favorite pen or my will to live.

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I have three full closets of nothing to wear.

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“You look nervous” Thanks, I’ve been practicing my whole life.

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Sometimes a lover girl, sometimes a dinosaur.

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If the office is always a little cold, you might be working for the lizard people.

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I’m going to hell if anybody needs anything.

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People who live alone should get one practice conversation before they have to speak out loud for the first time that day.

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Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.

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Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.

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I enjoy the freedom of speech, because if you let crazy people talk, they’ll totally tell you they’re crazy.

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Welcome to Twitter, someone from an unhappy home will attend to you shortly.

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I just love the lack of privacy in the pharmacy line. Just standing there shouting out my name, date of birth, and exactly what is wrong with me for the world to hear.

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Why would a needle be in a haystack, anyway?

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I love when I can smell my perfume on myself, like damn girl, you smell delicious.

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I used to question authority, but now I question everything.

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Sitting next to you on an empty train and clicking my stopwatch every time you turn a page in your book.

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So apparently problems don’t go away if you ignore them.

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I love that retail therapy works on me. I am so much happier and at peace when I’m buying things for myself.

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Hold music is annoyingly scratchy and repetitive on purpose, so you will hang up and stop bothering them.

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How can I be expected to get out of bed when I don’t want to?

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If you’re having a good day today, don’t play Wordle.

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Can I come over and shed hair everywhere?

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Perks of being ugly: phone battery lasts longer.

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Drinking through a straw is the opposite of snorkeling.

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Has anybody else completely lost it or is it just me and Kanye?

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When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

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A clever man fills his wife’s closet with so many clothes that no other man can fit in.

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Do animals have celebrities? Like, do birds all recognize that one bird who sings really well?

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People don’t realize how hard you ride for them until you park.

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Not my circus, but I’ve grown quite fond of its monkeys.

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Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist.

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Apple want $3,500 for their Vision Pro. No thanks. I can look like a dork for free.

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Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

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Arkansas is just Kansas for pirates.

Hey man, your fly is down. Let me get that for you.

I hate when I lose things at work, like my favorite pen or my will to live.

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