Apple want $3,500 for their Vision Pro. No thanks. I can look like a dork for free.

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And is this “year-end bonus” in the room with us right now?

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Calling ahead to the cafe to warn them to “get those beans brewing”.

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Old people like to golf every day because they are so sick of everyone’s shit and just wanna repeatedly whack something.

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After weeks of using an anti aging cream, I can now proudly say: I now have very well-maintained wrinkles.

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I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.

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Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby.

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Say what you want about online meetings, but there are few things more liberating than attending a disciplinary hearing naked from the waist down.

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Lovingly looking at my dog knowing I’m about to ruin her day with a bath.

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It’s so cold outside I saw a gangster pull his pants up and walk stiffly.

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Just blocked someone for correcting my spelling and it feelded great.