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We all need to put the phone down, or it’s over for civilization.

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If she reads Bukowski, she’s not looking for love. She’s looking for someone who will ruin her creatively.

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Today I went for a walk with a girl, she noticed me, so we went for a run.

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I may have bags under my eyes, but they’re Versace.

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Umbrellas are great if you only want to get wet sideways.

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Happy to report that “what time is it/time for you to get a watch” is still being used by the youths.

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Good news: I only ate one slice of pizza. Bad news: I did that four times in a row.

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Sex is cool, but have you ever had garlic bread?

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They should invent a day where I don’t think.

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Apparently, telling your friends not to stress about their wedding because “it’s your first marriage” is not the right thing to say.

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An adult is a person who makes noise when they stand up.

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If she says “it’s fine,” you’re probably in trouble.

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Mocktails are awesome because they ask the question ‘how much could juice cost?’

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Why are plane tickets so expensive? You’re going that way anyway, just give me a ride.

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In America we have marijuana. In France they have oui’d.

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Doctor said I am terminally chill.

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Apple want $3,500 for their Vision Pro. No thanks. I can look like a dork for free.

How do you text “okay” but in the rudest way possible?

I’m like … if parking too far away from the curb was a person.

I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

People that ask Grok “Is this true” are the reason our society is getting dumber by the minute.

If she reads Bukowski, she’s not looking for love. She’s looking for someone who will ruin her creatively.

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Unpopular opinion: we really grew up in the best era to be a kid, and the worst era to be an adult.

“I’m giving my daughter a male name, ain’t nobody cracking an Abdul.”

That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.

If you’re looking for a wild woman, I just took all of my vitamins in one gulp.

My dream is being pitted against the world’s greatest AI in a writing contest and crafting a story that’s so beautiful that I make the computer cry.

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I’m not always a couch potato. For instance, right now I’m a chair potato, and later I’ll be a bed potato.

Really miss the drama of being able to angrily shut a flip phone.

My morning routine consists of talking myself out of quitting my job.

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Need a dimly lit cocktail date with a gaze so lustful it causes God to draft up another sin.

You ask a girl if she ate, and she gon say, “Yeah, I had my coffee.”

Since emojis have been around, I finally have a rough idea of how women feel when they don’t know what to wear.

Sex before marriage is a sin unless you do it doggy style, because all dogs go to heaven. Follow me for more biblical loopholes.

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Walking that line between “The internet is great” and “The internet is a mistake” daily.

If you’re a mad scientist, put a note in your laboratory reminding you to sometimes be a happy scientist.

In other news, congrats to my therapist for securing a 4 year contract with me.

I get so flattered when butterflies or bees buzz around me. Like, sorry ladies, I’m not a flower, but it’s so sweet that you thought I was. Hehe.

I can’t afford a vehicle with wing doors, so I buy the Tupperware with lids which open that way.

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