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Are you even a parent if youโ€™ve never carried your child out of a store sideways like a surfboard?

Humorous quote about parenting, depicting a playful moment of carrying a child like a surfboard.

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"Parenting 101: Master the art of carrying your kid out of a store like a surfboard ๐Ÿ„โ€โ™‚๏ธ Who needs a gym membership when you have a squirming child to wrangle? ๐Ÿ˜† #ParentingProblems"



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