Are you even a parent if you’ve never carried your child out of a store sideways like a surfboard? Funny Quotes September 25, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppAre you even a parent if you’ve never carried your child out of a store sideways like a surfboard? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance. Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child. Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something. A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.