Trendy Funny Quotes

  • The rain is pouring. So naturally it’s a good day to eat 6 donuts.
  • Everyone’s a gangster until they turn a spoon the wrong way under running water.
  • My kids didn’t follow me into the bathroom so now I’m scared to leave and find out what they got into instead.
  • I met my wife at a singles night. I was surprised as I thought she was at home with the kids.
  • Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.
  • They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.