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Are you even a parent if you’ve never carried your child ou…

Are you even a parent if you’ve never carried your child ou…

Commentary:
"Parenting 101: Master the art of carrying your kid out of a store like a surfboard 🏄‍♂️ Who needs a gym membership when you have a squirming child to wrangle? 😆 #ParentingProblems"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged child, even, family, funny parenting, humor, never, parent, parenting, parenting humor, shopping, store, surfboard on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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