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What did parents do before smart phones, hold their babies with two hands or something?

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I can now tell the hour of the day by which part of my body needs a heating pad.

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Breaking News: Jenny on Facebook is having salad for dinner tonight.

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I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.

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Sorry, I can’t hang out tomorrow. I hung out with people a week ago and I’m still recovering from that.

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Whoever thinks money doesn’t buy happiness can deposit it in my bank account.

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I identify as a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I go down when you really want me.

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“I’m at a point in my life where I don’t go anywhere unless I absolutely have to.”