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Are you really a personal trainer or do you just want to wear shorts to work every day?

Are you really a personal trainer or do you just want to wear shorts to work every day?

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"๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿฉณ If shorts are the real motivation behind becoming a personal trainer, then sign me up! Who knew getting fit could just be an excuse to rock those comfy shorts all day long? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ช #ShortsGoals"



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