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  • “Huh” is 94% of my vocabulary.
  • Sorry I’m late, my song came on at the grocery store.
  • The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck.
  • The woman that cleaned my house could make a lot of money by threatening to release the before and after photos.
  • I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly.
  • Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting.