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Weird. I’m the only one naked at this gender reveal party.

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In the 80s, if you woke up feeling thirsty, you could drink some of your waterbed.

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Being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

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Unloading the dishwasher in the opposite direction just to feel something.

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Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

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I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

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Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor.

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An internship is only unpaid if you don’t steal enough.