At 30+, I’m like an old phone battery. Even when you charge me overnight for 10 hours, by midday I’m at 60%.

At 30+, I'm like an old phone battery. Even when you charge me overnight for 10 hours, by midday I'm at 60%.

Commentary:
Ah, the 30+ life – where recharging overnight is just a warm-up exercise for the day ahead. 🤷‍♂️⚡️ Don’t worry, you’re not alone in the struggle to keep up with the energy levels of a toddler. But hey, at least you’re still ticking, even if it’s at 60% capacity by lunchtime! 💪😂 #PoweredByLaughs #BatteryLifeStruggles

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