At 30+, I’m like an old phone battery. Even when you charge me overnight for 10 hours, by midday I’m at 60%. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppAt 30+, I’m like an old phone battery. Even when you charge me overnight for 10 hours, by midday I’m at 60%. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Perks of being ugly: phone battery lasts longer. The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low. Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly! I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet. Take one positive friend and one negative friend with you on your next road trip. That way when your battery dies, you can hook cables to them and start your car.