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Ah, the 30+ life – where recharging overnight is just a warm-up exercise for the day ahead. ๐คทโโ๏ธโก๏ธ Don't worry, you're not alone in the struggle to keep up with the energy levels of a toddler. But hey, at least you're still ticking, even if it's at 60% capacity by lunchtime! ๐ช๐ #PoweredByLaughs #BatteryLifeStruggles
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At 30+, I’m like an old phone battery. Even when you charge me overnight for 10 hours, by midday I’m at 60%.
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