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If you tell me to make myself at home, I’m going to ask you to leave.

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The sexual tension between my tendency to do something stupid and my resolve not to.

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Picking up women at the bar and then gently setting them down.

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That awkward moment when you try something on in a shop but you don’t know if you can get it off again.

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If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”

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In medieval Europe, it was pretty easy to amass vast armies eager to go into battle and have their heads chopped off because no one wanted to be alive in medieval Europe.

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I just want what every middle-aged person wants: to remember what it was that I wanted.

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“People you may know” and it’s someone I would set on fire.

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Just once I’d like to hear a doctor say, “Your guess is as good as mine.”

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Nobody plays better together than siblings being told it’s bedtime.