At no single point in the Bible does it tell you not to sel… Commentary:"Selling drugs may not be explicitly mentioned in the Bible, but I'm pretty sure Jesus wouldn't approve of your 'miraculous' herb garden 😄💊 #DivineDeals" Related Funny Posts 🤝 You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head. Stop giving kids Bible names but no Bible lessons. Moses tried to rob me last night. Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero. A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish. The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly.