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Just got my steps in by avoiding someone I know.

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2 months ago

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Architects should try and design a house with no yelling.

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2 months ago

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Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

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2 months ago

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Mid-life crisis? No, no, mid-day crisis. Something happens every day.

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What do you mean a baguette isn’t a female bag?

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2 months ago

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I hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one.

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2 months ago

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93 shares on Discord this month:

We should make a new internet that’s as hard to use as the old internet was, so anyone that’s too stupid to have used the internet 20 years ago can’t get on it.

95 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I failed as a person; I’m a dinosaur now.

37 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You look like the kind of person who would hit rock bottom and then start drilling.

66 shares on Reddit this month:

You are not in a situationship. You are texting a man who doesn’t like you.

31 shares on Slack this month:

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re searching “Thanksgiving recipes that won’t cause heartburn.”

78 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You look like something I drew with my left hand.

73 shares on Twitch this month:

Another Monday that no one asked for.

48 shares on TikTok this month:

Twitter is an abusement park.

24 shares on Messenger this month:

Only in America can a kid wear $150 shoes, sip a $8 coffee, and post from a $1,200 phone about being oppressed and claiming capitalism has failed them.

11 shares on Twitch this month:

I’ve shouted so much sporting advice from my sofa already this summer. It’s very tiring but hopefully it’s helping.

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November moving quicker than two lesbians who met three days ago.

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The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps.

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Why do birds love going apeshit first thing in the morning?

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

Girls don’t actually shop. We just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

It’s leg day. No, not at the gym, dummy. I’m shaving them.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

Welcome to your late 40s! From now on you will no longer be in “good health” but in “good health for your age”.

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I’ve realized that some people don’t like me, but I’ve also realized that I don’t give a shit.

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Some nights I stay up hella late just farting.

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Old people like to golf every day because they are so sick of everyone’s shit and just wanna repeatedly whack something.

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Why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up? I’ve needed that in literally every job I’ve had.

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Seen just now on X:

Work beers should be a daily thing.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Stop eating cakes with the fakes and come eat a bundt with a cundt.

Just landed via Messenger:

Concert tickets should be 75% off if the artist is really super special to you.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

You can chill with someone a whole day at the university, and never see them again in your life, lol.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Using a condom and still pulling out, call that two-factor authentication.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

They should invent something in between coffee and narcotics.

Spotted on Messenger:

Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.

Just shared via WeChat:

99% of celebrating your birthday as an adult just consists of texting back “thanks so much”.

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Please congratulate me on my cool new position! It is the fetal position; I will be in it for a while.

Just shared via Telegram:

Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing.

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At this point, if you buy Tesla, everyone is just going to assume you are a loser.

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Just got my steps in by avoiding someone I know.

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Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

Mid-life crisis? No, no, mid-day crisis. Something happens every day.

What do you mean a baguette isn’t a female bag?

I hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one.

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