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Doing an hour of self-care after 23 hours of self-destruction.

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My kids asked me what games I used to play on my iPad as a kid. I told them I used to speak into a fan to sound like a robot.

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Just seen a guy with a Coca-Cola and yellow Lay’s chips. Classic combo, he knows his stuff.

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This meeting could have been a painting in a museum of boredom.

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Do you also watch porn until the end to see if they end up getting married?

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Really hate when I’m watching a movie, and I can see that they are acting.

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Technology has really helped me waste my time efficiently.

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The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

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I think it’s clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like.

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And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.

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Don’t blame a clown for acting like a clown. Ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

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Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.

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At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life!

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Watching 2+ movies a day to prevent a thought from happening.

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When you accidentally laugh at your own thoughts, and now people are staring.

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At this point, if you buy Tesla, everyone is just going to assume you are a loser.

“Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.

It’s not about the cards you’re dealt, but how you play the hand you’ve got hidden up your sleeve.

With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.

They should invent a grocery store that’s just for me and no one else.

It’s called a “sports car” because getting out of one after 40 is a physical event.

I’m not easily offended, but I am easily annoyed.

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At this point, if you buy Tesla, everyone is just going to assume you are a loser.

Keep the laugh going 😂

“Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.

It’s not about the cards you’re dealt, but how you play the hand you’ve got hidden up your sleeve.

With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.

They should invent a grocery store that’s just for me and no one else.

It’s called a “sports car” because getting out of one after 40 is a physical event.

I’m not easily offended, but I am easily annoyed.

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