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Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.

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I figured out how they built the pyramids. No internet.

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Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.

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The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar.

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I’m at the age where unnecessary noise be pissing me off.

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Shopping is the only exercise I need.

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Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely fulfilled the prophecy.

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You ever have one of those days that require the use of both of your middle fingers?

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

People really be like, “I would never do that to you,” and then do it with a remix.

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Social media is proof that even mental hospitals have WiFi.

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I want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. No groom. Just me eating a big cake.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this Thanksgiving party started.

Just shared via X:

Clubbing is a phase that you must go through and get over.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Math is like Chinese to me.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a kid that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

Just landed via Messenger:

I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

Reported on Discord:

Vaping: When you feel like smoking but don’t want to look cool.

Making waves on Pinterest:

The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I’m a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting!

Spreading quickly via Slack:

I don’t text. I will contact you telepathically.

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The cool thing about Twitter is you’re never the craziest one.

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They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye.

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December, give me a sweet ending for this year please.

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I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

Don’t even bother contacting me on the Ouija Board after I die. I barely answer my texts now.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

If I don’t duck my head when I drive into the parking garage, what’s gonna keep my car from hitting the ceiling?

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I’ve realized that some people don’t like me, but I’ve also realized that I don’t give a shit.

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Life can only give you lemons if you answer the door.

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I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly.

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Toilets are not a crime scene, traces may be removed!

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Guys, please stop wearing NASA shirts, I bet you can’t even name one of their songs.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Your favorite little ball of silliness has logged in.

Just landed via WeChat:

If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.

Spotted on Slack:

Church should be less preachy and more eat-y.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Went to HR to complain about my coworkers but my mom said she can’t fire my kids.

Just landed via TikTok:

Some say the world will end in fire. Others say in ice. Coming up next, our expert panel breaks down the arguments for each side…

Seen just now on Slack:

I only look up to people that are taller than me and really that’s about the extent of it.

Going viral on Twitch:

What, and I cannot stress this enough, day is it.

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