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Having children is a pyramid scheme.

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Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries.

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A really good magician could be living in your house and you would never know.

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Horror movies have ruined the joy of skinny-dipping for me.

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The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.

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If love is the answer then what was the question?

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For financial reasons, I will be passing away.

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If you know karate, you shouldn’t have to pay for stuff.