Babies first steal your glasses and then bite your nose. I don’t know where they get their reputation. Funny Quotes October 31, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppBabies first steal your glasses and then bite your nose. I don’t know where they get their reputation. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I don’t understand baby oil. What are we greasing up all those babies for? My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide. Hell hath no fury like a toddler getting his nose wiped. Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again. What a bleak life it must be if you’ve never had a drink shoot through your nose when you laugh.