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👶🤓😂 "Babies: the notorious culprits behind the 'glasses thief' and 'nose biter' schemes! Who knew these tiny troublemakers were such notorious masterminds? Their reputation precedes them… and your glasses and nose pay the price!" 😉

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When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.

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I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before.

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Studies show young people are having less sex than previous generations. I knew I was ahead of my time.

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My parents grew to like my girlfriend so much, they take her as their own daughter. Now they started looking for a proper boyfriend for her.

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Nothing prepares you for the day you wake up and realize you have a favorite cardigan.

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Called in, “Taking a gap year.”

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“Stalking”. God forbid I have access to public information and know how to utilize my resources.

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Dogs are man’s best friend because a dog would never blindside you with a group chat.

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Please no requests for a threesome. If I want to disappoint two people at the same time, I’ll visit my parents.

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At the art museum walking slower and observing more than anyone else.

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No matter how sad their story is, don’t let anybody move into your house.

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Why are fish the only thing you can monger? Let me monger some other stuff.

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If I let you into my life, I am either emotionally invested or you are a grilled cheese sandwich.

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Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won.

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I do not like how Netflix threatens to start the movie while I’m just tryna read the description. Like, please, you’re making me anxious.

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That awkward moment when you’ve said “What?” three times, so you just say “Oh, yeah..” even though you have no idea what they said.

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I’ve got to start taking better care of myself. Tomorrow I’ll walk to the liquor store.

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Your favorite little ball of silliness has logged in.

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Revenge? No. I just post hot selfies and let the algorithm do God’s work.

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Am I the only one who prays about everything? Like, ‘God, please help me find where I dropped my AirPods.’

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Babies first steal your glasses and then bite your nose. I don’t know where they get their reputation.

When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.

I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before.

Studies show young people are having less sex than previous generations. I knew I was ahead of my time.

My parents grew to like my girlfriend so much, they take her as their own daughter. Now they started looking for a proper boyfriend for her.

Nothing prepares you for the day you wake up and realize you have a favorite cardigan.

Called in, “Taking a gap year.”

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Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.

Kinda lame that pretending everything is fine isn’t working.

No, you tell me what YOU were doing during that gap in my resume.

Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.

If anyone needs me, I’ll be in this whirlpool of emotions over there.

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Grown men carpooling to the strip club so they can get boners and drive home together.

Whoever named frogs got it 100% right. Those things are frogs.

Manifesting you in my bed.

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Foo fighters still fighting foo.

Apologize for the job that you do. It would be nice if you were talented too.

Elections is like waiting for the results of a biopsy, except half your family hopes it’s cancer.

That awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing.

A dating app called Unhinged where you agree to meet up and fight each other.

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How great is it to do absolutely nothing and follow it up by taking a rest.

Telling your child their sibling is still asleep a very effective way to get them to practice their instrument.

All the stops on the bus are pointless, except the one I’m getting off at.

The week be like Mooonnnday, Tueeesday, Weeeeednesday, Thuuuuursday, FriSatSun

Like, who are those little paper umbrellas trying to protect?

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When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.

I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before.

Studies show young people are having less sex than previous generations. I knew I was ahead of my time.

My parents grew to like my girlfriend so much, they take her as their own daughter. Now they started looking for a proper boyfriend for her.

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Called in, “Taking a gap year.”

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