Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly.
  • The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.
  • I’m already far too stressed as it is. And then you also have to have time to just sit there and do nothing.
  • Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?
  • If you were the birthday gift I bought my daughter 3 months ago, where would you be hiding?
  • My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!”