Being single: When you don’t have to wait for someone to watch the next Netflix episode. Posted onMay 14, 20243 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppBeing single: When you don’t have to wait for someone to watch the next Netflix episode. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero. Women watch Netflix with subtitles because they don’t know how to listen. It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick. Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal? My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.
