Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.
  • “It’s bikini season,” I whisper, eating another bikini.
  • Smart people are like huskies. If you don’t give them an interesting problem, they become an interesting problem.
  • I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.
  • I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed.
  • Felony Vandalism is a beautiful name for a girl.