Being single: When you don’t have to wait for someone to watch the next Netflix episode.

Being single: When you don't have to wait for someone to watch the next Netflix episode.

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“Who needs a partner to Netflix and chill when you’ve got the remote all to yourself? 📺 No more compromising on that next binge-watch choice! Single and totally in control of the TV schedule! 🍿 #IndependentViewingGoals #NetflixAndNoChill”

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