Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Gonna take the kids to the planetarium so they can watch YouTube on their phones.
  • Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a car.
  • I finally got 8 hours of sleep. Took me four days, but whatever.
  • Aging is the worst. I miss the good ol’ days when my pain was strictly emotional.
  • Having no one to talk would get you a good sleeping schedule.
  • With great power comes a great electricity bill.