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How did we decide to go with cockpit?

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.

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Who needs therapy when you can gaslight yourself into thinking that everything is fine?

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Being sleepy all day is just part of who I am.

Being sleepy all day is just part of who I am.

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