Bringing a fitted sheet to a knife fight. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Trying to bring a fitted sheet to a knife fight is like showing up to a gun show with a water gun 💦💪 Talk about being unprepared! You might as well bring a pillow to a pillow fight. Sweet dreams, I guess! 😄🔪" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet. Petition to add fitted sheet folding to the olympics. Hey babe, wanna come over and fold me like a fitted sheet? Probably the most humiliating thing that can happen when you die is that you come back as a fitted-sheet ghost. “Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight!” Okay, then explain bayonets to me.
