Commentary:
"Trying to bring a fitted sheet to a knife fight is like showing up to a gun show with a water gun 
Talk about being unprepared! You might as well bring a pillow to a pillow fight. Sweet dreams, I guess! 
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Related Funny Quotes 
- Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet.
- Petition to add fitted sheet folding to the olympics.
- Hey babe, wanna come over and fold me like a fitted sheet?
- Probably the most humiliating thing that can happen when you die is that you come back as a fitted-sheet ghost.
- “Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight!” Okay, then explain bayonets to me.
