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Traveling back in time to proudly inform Benjamin Franklin that my stove has wifi.

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Anyone know which wine pairs well with societal collapse?

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If white men can’t jump, how do you explain Super Mario?

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If you ever have a crush on someone and want it to end, listen to a podcast they are on.

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Yawning is the body’s way of telling you it has only 15% battery remaining.

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All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

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If you need time alone, just announce that you need help cleaning the cats litter box.

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I hope Instagram is still active during the apocalypse, so the zombies can post pics of whose brains they’re currently eating.

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I lost my appetite for doing work. If you find it, you can keep it.

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I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.