British people never go downstairs; they just jump out of a window and open an umbrella like Mary Poppins.

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There’s two sides to every story, and then there’s these screenshots I got.

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Why do men always think “looking for fun” means sex? Wat if I want us to draw?

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Hey boy, are you the sun? Because you were a big part of my life this summer but now I feel like I never see you.

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Look away from your laptop for 1 second, and MS Teams will say you left the country.

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Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need anything more.

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Hey, if the Earth could stop air frying me, that’d be great.

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If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

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I’ve got the longest to-do list for today, just need to figure out who is going to do it.

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Okay, seen enough, someone put a blanket over my cage.

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Wanna know what the 90’s were like? Put your phone down and go outside.