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Don’t buy me flowers. A bouquet of KitKats will suffice.

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Calling me ugly isn’t even an insult, because I know already.

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Trying to win an argument online is sociopathic. I would concede anything to get a stranger to leave me alone.

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Bartenders be like “here’s that receipt, I’ll go ahead and put it on the wettest part of the bar”.

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A single garbageman contributes more to society before lunch than every crypto trader and op-ed writer combined does in their lifetime.

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My immune system told me it’s a lover not a fighter.

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If I was an elephant, you’d all be sorry.

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My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun.

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Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.

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If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert.