Buying a new phone isn’t even satisfying anymore. It’s literally just your old phone with a haircut. Funny Quotes July 9, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppBuying a new phone isn’t even satisfying anymore. It’s literally just your old phone with a haircut. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste. There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm. If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean? My kids act like they’re afraid of monsters, when they are literally the most terrifying creatures I’ve ever met. You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and they’ll be like “ohhh, that’s actually so bad for your teeth. You should only eat water and toothpaste.”