Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Welcome to your 40s: you’re not exhausted, that’s just your face now.
  • Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus.
  • If he has other girls who make him smile, be different and make him cry.
  • You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.
  • Old and bitter feels much better than I thought it would.
  • I will selflessly protect my family from a life of diabetes by eating all the sweets myself.