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In high school I was voted “most likely to hold a grudge” and I’m still mad about it.

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Why is there so much day left at the end of my energy?

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A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.

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I told a joke during a Zoom meeting today. Nobody laughed. It turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

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Every email sent to me should end with ‘but if your tummy is hurting, don’t worry about it.’

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Listen up. If he hooks his sunglasses in the front collar of his shirt, he’s got something important to say.

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Sex is cool, but have you ever made peace with the horror of being alive.

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I once made the irresponsible decision to drink and drive and now I have to live the rest of my days with a coffee stain on my favorite sweater.

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People who get 0-5 likes at max and still tweet all the time… What’s your secret?

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80 years from now, this comment section will be full of dead people. Write anything you want.