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Called in, “I can either stay home today and learn to play…

Called in, “I can either stay home today and learn to play…

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🎶🪗 Ah, the age-old dilemma: mastering the accordion or showcasing your new talent at work? Remember, nothing charms coworkers more than the unexpected serenade of an accordion during meetings! Your call… but we're just saying, the office could use a little more *oom-pah-pah*! 😄🎵

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged accordion, activity, bring, call, decision, fun, fun activity, home, humor, i, learn, me, play, stay, stay home, today on Jan 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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