Can’t sleep because I keep finding exciting opportunities to get pissed off. Posted onOct 17, 2023Oct 17, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCan’t sleep because I keep finding exciting opportunities to get pissed off. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My brain says “Let’s do something exciting today” but my body says “Don’t listen to that fool.” I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from ‘Back to the Future’ looks when something exciting happens. A fitness trainer showed me the proper way to inhale and exhale and then got pissed when I told her she had nice breaths. You didn’t let me know you got home safely so you better at least be injured or I’m gonna be pissed. I don’t understand the concept of “the man of your dreams”. Every time my wife wakes up after dreaming about me, she is really pissed off about something dream me did.
