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Can’t sleep because I keep finding exciting opportunities to get pissed off.

Can’t sleep because I keep finding exciting opportunities to get pissed off.

Commentary:
Sounds like a classic case of "opportunity knocks, but it's just to annoy you instead of it bringing you joy." 🚪😤 Who knew frustration could be so persistent and exhausting, right? Maybe it's time for opportunity to knock a little quieter next time, or just bring some chocolate instead! 🍫😅

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged excitement, exciting, finding, frustration, humor, i, insomnia, keep, opportunity, pissed, pissed off, sleep on Nov 4, 2025 by slickboy.

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