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Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

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More foods should have boats, why should gravy have all the fun?

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Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city.

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Calling ahead to the cafe to warn them to “get those beans brewing”.

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Today sucked so bad, I had to stop by the liquor store on my way to the bar.

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The breathing exercises from the birth preparation course are only needed once the child has reached puberty.

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Salt is just angry sugar.