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At first, big breasts were attractive, then suddenly it was big butts. I’m waiting for it to finally be big bellies.

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I’m not joining no alternate Twitter app. If this gets taken down, I’m starting a family.

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A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you”

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We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person.

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My summer body is just my winter body with better lighting.

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I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.

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I’ve been saying for years that cigs are better for you than vapes, and the vindication I feel now is just orgasmic.