Clothes too dirty for the closet, but too clean for laundry. Welcome to: the chair. Commentary:Ah, the chair: where clothes find purgatory and procrastination becomes an art form. 🎨🪑🧥 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 But if i put my laundry away, the laundry chair will be out of a job. Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!” The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like “Slimelord” and “Glunkfather,” based on how dirty your clothes are. I have a date and nothing to wear. Or as Nietzsche said: If you stare into a closet long enough, the closet stares back at you. Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all.
