Clothes too dirty for the closet, but too clean for laundry. Welcome to: the chair. Posted on3 days ago3 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Ah, the chair: where clothes find purgatory and procrastination becomes an art form. 🎨🪑🧥 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 But if i put my laundry away, the laundry chair will be out of a job. Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!” The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like “Slimelord” and “Glunkfather,” based on how dirty your clothes are. I have a date and nothing to wear. Or as Nietzsche said: If you stare into a closet long enough, the closet stares back at you. Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.