Considering that doctors are never on time, they should tell you to come a half hour late, not early. Posted onOct 6, 2023Oct 6, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: Considering that doctors are never on time, they should tell you to come a half hour late, not early. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up. When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.” Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s. My kid asked me if I’ve ever experienced hallucinations, which is an odd thing to ask considering I don’t have any kids. Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds.