Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Perks of dating me: you will be the hot one.
  • We went on a family vacation and it was a terrible experience. It was all whining, complaining, and tantrums. And don’t get me started on what my kids did.
  • We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.
  • That depressing moment when you start your car to go to work and it doesn’t explode.
  • I’m not athletic, but I’m good at jumping to conclusions.
  • The ‘E’ in my name stands for ‘Everything you need.’