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What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don’t even know where the little gummy bears live.

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I love traveling because I love to check if I have my passport every 3-4 minutes.

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I’m convinced the washing machine is a portal to another dimension for socks.

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Today my coworker asked if I wanted to hold her new baby and neither of us were prepared for me saying why?

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Stop blaming everyone for your problems. Pick one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

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Why do people always assume it’s a compliment when I tell them their baby looks just like them?

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To the spirits in my walls: going to the store, be right back.

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A babysitter is a teenager who acts like an adult while the adults go out to act like teenagers.

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They say an apple a day keeps a doctor away. But what do I need to eat to keep everyone away?

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According to my chocolate advent calendar, tomorrow is Christmas.