Dance like nobody’s watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus.

Dance like nobody’s watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus.
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"Dance like nobody's watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus…because you never know who's checking their list twice! 🎅🕵️‍♂️🙏 Keep those moves holy, secure, and definitely festive!"

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