Trendy Funny Quotes

  • So you like bad boys? Cause I’m bad at everything.
  • I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.
  • Googled my symptoms and it turns out it’s just the politics.
  • I’m not super into getting older but I do like how nobody asks me to help them move anymore.
  • Called in, “Let’s make this simple. What excuse haven’t I used yet?”
  • Whenever Im in trouble, I think, what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.