Dance like nobody’s watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus. Funny Quotes October 23, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppDance like nobody’s watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Asking Santa Claus for nudes. The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat. It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry. Watching a movie on the plane? No thanks. Watching my seatmate’s movie with no audio and not understanding what’s going on for over an hour? Yassss. If your god commands you to kill others, find another god.
