Date idea: We watch Breaking Bad and break your bed.

Date idea: We watch Breaking Bad and break your bed.
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"Who knew binge-watching Breaking Bad could have such… explosive consequences? 💥🛏️ Just hope your landlord doesn't find out! 😉 #BreakingBed"

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