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93 shares on Messenger this month:

This gratitude journal looks a lot like a grocery list.

31 shares on X this month:

The worst part of getting struck by lightning is everyone seeing your skeleton.

70 shares on Threads this month:

I was gonna kiss you under the blood moon eclipse, but whatever, bro.

79 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Polar bears drinking Coca Cola is my favorite holiday vibe.

51 shares on X this month:

Damn, I just realized that the future idealized version of myself can’t exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things.

48 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I hope the coffee hits harder than reality does.

24 shares on Discord this month:

You should be able to google what someone said to you at the bar last night.

23 shares on Snapchat this month:

Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

84 shares on X this month:

I’m still tired from yesterday’s tired.

87 shares on Discord this month:

My favorite thing to do on the weekend is not leave my house.

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Whispering to paramedic before I pass out: save me, but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit.

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Life always has it’s ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy.

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IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

Saw a guy reading a book and writing notes in it. Not enough words in there for ya, bud?

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Boys are disgusting. Can’t believe I like these things.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice? Also shame on you. Stop foolin’ me, I am pure.

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If you’re not happy single you won’t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships.

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Just took a nap in jeans. No one will ever understand the darkness that lurks inside me.

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Only a couple more days until I come home and pretend I forgot about Valentine’s Day.

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Having a girlfriend who doesn’t post herself on social media is an underrated blessing.

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Dear unsuccessful applicant, we ultimately decided to split the role between existing staff without paying any of them extra.

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The Netflix “Recommended For You” list is why I have trust issues.

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I love going “Streets are saying” before I say something I literally just made up.

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God forbid a girl wanna kiss and be kissed.

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The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

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When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants, so it’s illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips!

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Going out to eat and shopping by yourself is actually one of the most peaceful and therapeutic things ever.

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Some people graduate with honors, I am just honored to graduate.

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Date idea: We watch Breaking Bad and break your bed.

Don’t disrespect me and then be the moral compass on how I respond.

There’s nothing worse than accidentally becoming an important person at your job.

If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce.

I’m a work in progress that hasn’t made much progress.

There should be a website where you post your wishes, and rich people who don’t know what to do with their money give you an anonymous gift.

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Date idea: We watch Breaking Bad and break your bed.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Don’t disrespect me and then be the moral compass on how I respond.

There’s nothing worse than accidentally becoming an important person at your job.

If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce.

I’m a work in progress that hasn’t made much progress.

There should be a website where you post your wishes, and rich people who don’t know what to do with their money give you an anonymous gift.

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