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While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

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You’re in her DMs, she’s in my bed whining that it’s too cold. Can you come get her?

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I don’t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them back over and over to make them itch.

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My teenager has really expensive taste for someone who can’t afford to buy their own toothpaste.

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There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work.

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You want me to sit in the back seat? The thing that killed JFK?

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Fog. When nature is too lazy to load the complete environment.

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I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words.

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Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.

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Establish dominance over your cat by suddenly bolting out of the room for no reason.