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47 shares on TikTok this month:

I am like a wildflower, a quiet rebellion blooming through ruins and dust.

12 shares on TikTok this month:

Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.

82 shares on Discord this month:

There should be a Jaws sequel where the shark finally gets arrested for his crimes and goes to jail.

39 shares on WeChat this month:

Imagine if spiders giggled when they ran away from us.

17 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The best way to get through Monday is to pretend it’s Tuesday.

65 shares on Facebook this month:

If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.

56 shares on X this month:

Y’all ever feel like your mouth is stupid but your mind is smart? Like you’re intelligent but you can’t express it when you’re speaking? It’s so frustrating.

72 shares on Twitch this month:

Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.

80 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Doctor said I am terminally chill.

18 shares on TikTok this month:

The older I get, I realize my mom was right, but I just didn’t like her tone.

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Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

I’m so thankful I live on the planet that has pizza.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

Going on dates is hard because do I like them or do I just have sooo much fun being me.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

Many of you need to put “lighten up” on your resolutions list.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

Awkward is the new sexy. At least that’s what I’m telling myself, so I don’t cry in front of strangers.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

Waffles are just pancakes with abs.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

Liking someone romantically is actually just a humiliation ritual.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

Death doesn’t scare me, but a group of dogs fighting while I’m walking alone on the street does.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

Hike in groups. Bears like to have options.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

Is ‘ugh’ an emotion? Because I fell it all the time.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

My cats won’t talk to me because I came home late from work.

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Spotted on Messenger:

My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point.

Just landed via TikTok:

The part where the music beat is going from your left ear to the right at different intervals.

Making waves on Twitch:

I shall have another coffee, for I am sleeping standing.

Making waves on Twitch:

Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll buy my own stuff.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Just pulled a Werther’s Original out of my pocket, like I’m 87 years old.

Making waves on Threads:

I’m going to be real pissed if I get my shit together and the world ends.

Just shared via Discord:

Sorry, I just saw your text from last night. Are you guys still at the restaurant?

Going viral on YouTube:

So rude to come up with solutions to my excuses.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I can’t wait to retire so I can get up at 6 a.m. and go drive around really slow and make everybody late for work.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600.

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Date idea: We watch Breaking Bad and break your bed.

Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it’s your car.

Y’all ever skip a class and then have the post-skip class depression? Like, damn, I should’ve just gone.

It’s obvious now that democracy is a busted flush and that in future politicians should be selected via several rigorous rounds of Taskmaster.

Why do fruit flies be everywhere but at the supermarket? Ain’t that like their Golden Corral?

Was that meant to be a joke or did you just accidentally spill a bunch of words you were carrying around?

Grok, put light in her eyes.

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Date idea: We watch Breaking Bad and break your bed.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it’s your car.

Y’all ever skip a class and then have the post-skip class depression? Like, damn, I should’ve just gone.

It’s obvious now that democracy is a busted flush and that in future politicians should be selected via several rigorous rounds of Taskmaster.

Why do fruit flies be everywhere but at the supermarket? Ain’t that like their Golden Corral?

Was that meant to be a joke or did you just accidentally spill a bunch of words you were carrying around?

Grok, put light in her eyes.

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