Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’m not worried about WWIII. I’ve been feeding a crow army for three years.
  • Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there.
  • I did a little research on why weekends are only two days long and it turns out people made that up. WTF, people?
  • One day we will tell our grandkids how far we had to scroll to get to the recipe.
  • I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.
  • A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian.