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I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday.

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I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead.

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When people say they’re speechless, I always hope they mean it, but they never stop talking.

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Selfish people are my favorite because you never have to guess their motives.

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Politics top tip: Gain people’s trust by telling them that everyone is lying to them.

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The thing about sleep is that I’d like to get some of it.

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My style isn’t even my real style yet. Just wait till my budget matches my vision.