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Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

Being sleepy all day is just part of who I am.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

Took a break from Twitter for my mental health, so I’d figure I’d come back to ruin it again.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in preschool or school… Oh wait, I’m at work.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

I said “cool tattoo” to be nice not because I wanted to hear the 45 minute origin story.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

Bro, you gotta try this high-protein Caesar salad, cold brew, air fryer, overnight oats recipe I found on Instagram.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

No more ragebaiting around me, please. Let’s try joybaiting, perhaps even lovebaiting.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

Is it better to beat someone to the punch or punch someone to the beat?

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

Me, as a therapist: “OMG, me too!”

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

Get off the internet and go sniff a flower.

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Seen just now on TikTok:

We decided to have money instead of children.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Never get in between a girl and her fries. It’s just common sense really.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I’ve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to ignore the fact that I have to pee.

Just landed via X:

If I’m ever in a coma, please pluck my chin hairs.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I put my pants on like everyone else. With hope they still fit.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can get sleep paralysis.

Just landed via Messenger:

Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Adulthood is just saying “it is what it is,” and then crying in your car to a song from 2012.

Trending via Instagram:

Never understood when the movie rating says “May contain nudity.” Are there people on the ratings board who aren’t sure if they just saw someone naked?

Trending via Threads:

There’s nothing like the excitement of a brand-new book to add to the massive pile of books I still haven’t read.

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Getting to know someone these days is impossible. No one is really single, everyone has something going on, is hung up on their ex or is otherwise damaged in some way.

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I handed in my exam blank so that the teacher has more time to celebrate Christmas with her family.

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10 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Good morning, did you have a nice weekend? I ask my many open work tabs.

48 shares on Discord this month:

I just want someone who can read a book with me in silence, and then do ungodly things sometimes.

96 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Once you book a trip, it becomes hard to focus on life.

64 shares on Facebook this month:

Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day, or do we all just survive off of stress and iced coffee?

87 shares on Slack this month:

You have hopes and dreams. I have nopes and screams.

64 shares on Slack this month:

Getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of angry.

28 shares on Snapchat this month:

My kids want to know what’s for dinner, like they’re going to be happy with the answer.

48 shares on Twitch this month:

Within a week, we’ve had a major jewel heist, a mafia-involved poker ring, and sports gambling corruption. We’re living in the 1920s.

93 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

88 shares on Reddit this month:

I think I’ll just let my jazz hands speak for themselves.

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Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

Going out with 38% battery and no boyfriend.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

Hi, I’m making some changes in my life. If you don’t hear from me, you are one of them.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

Twitter is fun. You kinda just talk to yourself and sometimes someone replies.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

Whatever y’all heard about me, I’m way worse.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

Who’s going to run in movies when Tom Cruise retires?

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

If you keep your AC any higher than 75, please don’t invite me to your terrarium, you lizard.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

Please don’t ask me what my hobbies are, I lost interest in life back in 6th grade.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

I can’t wait to hit my 80s & run for Congress.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

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Trending via TikTok:

Dads hate stopping on road trips because then all of the vehicles they worked hard to pass for the last hour get back ahead of them.

Going viral on WeChat:

Humans are just chaos wrapped in meat, going bananas on caffeine.

Trending via Telegram:

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

Spotted on X:

If you see me online, I’m not chatting. I’m busy ignoring the world and laughing at memes like it’s therapy.

Going bananas on X:

It’s never too early to be sad about having to work the next day.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I accidentally used my dog’s shampoo today, and now I’m feeling like such a good girl.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I feel like everyone who has ever had a hamster has some kind of traumatic experience with it.

Trending via Facebook:

You want me to sit in the back seat? The thing that killed JFK?

Seen just now on Messenger:

Money can’t buy happiness, until you’re on vacation and then you realize it definitely can.

Just landed via WeChat:

I wear a lot of clothes for someone who hates doing laundry.

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I handed in my exam blank so that the teacher has more time to celebrate Christmas with her family.

The idiot’s diet is just biting your tongue.

It’s not ‘drinking alone’ if you’re at work.

I didn’t lose an hour of sleep. The hour of sleep lost me.

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