Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’ve decided to become an organ donor. When I die, I want an elephant to get a new trunk.
  • Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, let’s just sell ’em down the river and call it a day.
  • My pronouns are she/her and my adjectives are problematic/overwhelmed.
  • I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.
  • Even Hotmail is hotter than me.
  • Spotify has got it all wrong, the hottest single of the year is me.