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Dear resealable chocolate bag, your confidence in my self-control was truly inspiring. And you were delicious.

Dear resealable chocolate bag, your confidence in my self-control was truly inspiring. And you were delicious.

Commentary:
"Kudos to the resealable chocolate bag for believing in us when we can't even trust ourselves! 🍫😂 Who knew a snack could provide so much motivation and then disappear in a moment of weakness? #ChocolateConfessions"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bag, chocolate, confidence, delicious, humor, self-control, snack, temptation on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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