Dear resealable chocolate bag, your confidence in my self-control was truly inspiring. And you were delicious. Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Kudos to the resealable chocolate bag for believing in us when we can't even trust ourselves! 🍫😂 Who knew a snack could provide so much motivation and then disappear in a moment of weakness? #ChocolateConfessions" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Bob was hungry. He ripped open a new bag of tortillas only to discover a convenient, resealable opening on the other end. Dear food, either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat. Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time. It is kind of inspiring that I messed up my life without drugs, gambling or a troubled youth. People really can do anything. I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.
