December, give me a sweet ending for this year please.

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Rain cancels plans, upsetting some and delighting others.

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I got all my marriage skills from watching Al Bundy.

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Abandoned amusement parks are so creepy. It’s no wonder they were abandoned.

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I have almost 100,000 miles on my office chair. So I got that going for me.

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This too shall pass. And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never fucking ends.

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I ghost family members too, so believe me, bro — it’s not personal.

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Cleaning a house with children in it is like shoveling snow on the North Pole.

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People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!

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Thursday is really unnecessary. Today could’ve been Friday.

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Apparently I lack empathy, according to some stupid cow in HR.